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Le Top 10 des meilleures histoires drôles envoyées par e-mail, selon le choix des internautes.
Ces virus sont actifs, ne jouez pas avec !!
• Lauréat de l'année
• Qui l'eu cru (2002)
• Email Loufoque
• Chaîne de l'Ami
• Alerte au Virus, con!
• Virus par Portable interposé
• Avec amour, tout est possible
• Qui lu cru
• Vos GSM sont traqués
• Le Mantra du Dalaï Lama
• California IBM
• Wobbler
• Amitié
• PENPAL GREETINGS!
• Make Money Fast Warning
• America Online Upgrade Warning
• Bud Frogs Screen Saver
• A Little Girl Dying
• Jessica Mydek
• Everything You Never Wanted
• Anthony Parkin
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Kidney Harvest
• PBS and NPR - Petition
• Hawaiian Good Luck Totem
• Tweety Bird Wish
• Bad Time 99
• Ministère des finances
• En conclusion : Spam ou virus Merci !
Pour d'autres informations sur ces virus, vous pouvez utiliser un moteur de recherche avec un nom de virus dans votre requête. Ainsi une recherche avec Antony Parkin (Virus) et Make a Wish Foundations (Fondation) ou Mayo clinic (Etablissement) vous permet de voir tous les sites qui traitent également de ces sujets.
Le fin du fin en matière de réaction.
Le virus est reconnu comme un pseudo virus, mais le message est tout de même diffusé à grande échelle.
Cette fois, contrairement à CALIFORNIA IBM les éditeurs d'anti-virus sont de la partie, donnant un aspect de danger bien réel au lecteur victime.
A new hoax message warning about Wobbler virus appeared in 1999.
This virus does not exist. However, there is a joke program
called 'Joke.Win.Aloap' that is detected by Solomon as 'Wobbling
Trojan'. The hoax message looks like this:
WARNING: If you receive an e-mail with a file called
California, do not open the file. The file contains the WOBBLER
virus. This information was announced yesterday morning from
IBM; AOL states that this is a very dangerous virus, much worse
than "Melissa", and that there is NO remedy for it at this time.
Some very sick individual has succeeded in using the reformat
function from Norton Utilities causing it to completely erase
all documents on the hard drive. It has been designed to work
with Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer. It
destroys Macintosh and IBM compatible computers. This is a new,
very malicious virus and not many people know about it. Pass
this warning along to EVERYONE in your address book ASAP so that
this threat may be stopped.
There is Another version of this hoax:
Subject: FW: WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
Importance: High
A serious virus warning folks. The following has been confirmed
by F-Secure (Datafellows):
A new virus | WOBBLER will be launched in 7 to 10 days time. It
will coincide with some presidential happening in Los Angeles in
the USA. It will arrive on an e-mail titled "CALIFORNIA". This
virus is announced to be more powerful and destructive than
MELISSA and of course there is NO REMEDY as yet.
If you should open anything with title then kiss all your hard
drive information good bye. It will also destroy Netscape
Navigator and Internet Explorer.
This information can be verified by AOL, IBM and Datafellows
(old F-PROT).
PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AND WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Have a nice day!
F-Secure has never confirmed the existance of such a virus.
Recently, a new twist of this hoax came into existence:
A new virus
It will arrive on e-mail titled "CALIFORNIA". IBM and AOL have
announced that it is VERY powerful, more so than Melissa,there
is no remedy.
It will EAT all your information on the hard drive and it also
destroys Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer.
Do not open anything with this title and please pass this
message on to all your contacts and anyone who uses your e-mail
facility. Not many people seem to know about this yet, so
propagate it as fast as possible!
There exists a mixture of Wobbler and How to Give A Cat a Colonic hoaxes:
Subject: New Virus I have been informed of a new virus | WOBBLER.
It will arrive on e-mail titled "How to Give a Cat a Colonic."
CALIFORNIA IBM and AOL have announced that it is very powerful,
more so than Melissa.
There is no remedy.
It will eat all your information on the hard drive and also
destroys Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer.
Do not open anything with this title and please pass this
message on to all your contacts and anyone who uses your e-mail
facility.
Not many people seem to know about this yet so propagate it as
fast as possible.
This information was announced yesterday morning by IBM; please
share it with everyone in your address book so that the
spreading of the virus may be stopped.
This is a very dangerous virus and there is no remedy for it at
this time.
Another hoax version:
VIRUS WARNING a new Virus | WOBBLER is on the loose. It will
arrive on e-mail titled "How to Give a Cat a Colonic". IBM and
AOL have announced that it is very powerful, more so than
Melissa. There is no remedy.
It will eat all your information on the hard drive and also
destroys Netscape Navigator and Micro
soft Internet Explorer. Do
not open anything with this title and please pass this message
on to all your contacts and anyone who uses your e-mail
facility. Not many people seem to know about this yet so
propagate it as fast as possible. This information was announced
yesterday morning by IBM. Please share it with everyone in your
address book so that the spreading of the virus may be stopped.
This is a very dangerous Virus and there is no remedy for it at
this time. Please practice cautionary measures and forward this
to all your online friends A.S.A.P.
And another variant that was widespread in Italy:
Just heard of a new,very powerful virus.even stronger than
Melissa. Don't open anything thru your net coming under
"California.IBM" otherwise virus will destroy all info in your
net,that includes NETSCAPE,NAVIGATOR, & MICRO INTERNET
EXPLORER.If already aware of this,please disregard this warning
message.
There is also a hoax message that warns about "Lets watch TV"
e-mail carrying Kali virus. This is a close variant of the
original Wobbler hoax.
Please ignore these messages and don't pass them on.
Bonjour Washington
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